Thursday, July 24, 2008

Obey

My love of Doogie (that's NPH for those of you that should be ashamed of yourselves for not knowing my Doogie reference!) has been restored ever since the latest and greatest creation by the ever-amazing Joss Whedon - Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog (of course there was also Nathan Fillion who is also one of my very favourites). If you missed this, then you might as well go lemm yourself off a cliff.

Okay, so you can still download it on iTunes, and there are rips on youTube (as always). But I thought I'd just shame ya'll a little, incase you missed it.. lol.

Of course, there was also that awesome cameo in Harold & Kumar (with the hookers and the car stealing lol), and his role on How I Met Your Mother (even if that show is horrible..) that also add to the cred of the NPH.

But anyway, Perez posted a video this morning of NPH on Sesame St. It's some funny goodness that must be enjoyed, must must be! I would embed it, but Sesame St don't be digging that embedding shit, so you will just have to go here to enjoy this goodness.

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Monday, July 21, 2008

Word of Mouth #7

Beverage: Dr. Swami & Bone Daddy's Top Shelf Margarita Mix Whilst tequila is an essential ingredient of a delicious tequila, I'd also like to suggest you add a dash (a shot) of triple sec (of the likes of Cointreau or Grand Marnier) for a more complete tasting margarita.

Beauty: M.A.C. Pigments
I've only just recently dipped my foot in the pond of M.A.C. and I'm afraid to report back - I am addicted. All of my other eyeshadows are now being made redundant, as I slowly replace them with amazing colours from the M.A.C. range. I can only begin to imagine how the rest of their line stands up. My favourite pigments are Blue, Fushcia and Blue-Brown.

Online Shopping: Strawberrynet
Why do I need a credit card to shop here? Well, basically because this place is so good, you'll probably end up needing the credit.

Foodie: Lemon, Chilli and Garlic Spaghetti
I only discovered this recipe a couple of weeks ago, and we've already had it twice. It is the bomb, and so easy to make. The recipes recommends prawns, but it tastes just as nice with chicken. Yum!

Audio: Beck - Sea Change
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that this album is the very best album in my collection. I know, insane. I wouldn't say it is my favourite (as that's always changing), but that it is the very best (and I have a lot of awesome albums on tap). There's a very somber tone to this album (I believe it's full of songs written whilst he was in the aftermath of a break-up) and it's lovely.

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Friday, July 18, 2008

Fuck Around Fridays #12

Friday already? What the hell..

Site: Livejournal Communities
Category: Forum
Comment: When most people think of Livejournal, they just think of it as another online diary - so why bother if you already have blogger? Well, I fucken love Livejournal. They have thousands of interesting communities to join, and millions of active members. This isn't just a blogging tool. Some of my favourite communities are:

bad_service
customers_suck
brutal_honesty
dear_asshat

You know, just to run with the complaining theme and all lol.

Site: Becoming Human
Category: Information Highway
Comment: Evolution at it's finest - human.

Site: HubbleSite
Category: Information Highway
Comment: Spacey (but not Kevin)

Site: Panoramas
Category: Pictorial
Comment: 360 degree panoramas - some truly amazing pictures.

Site: ASOS
Category: Online Shopping
Comment: If you don't know ASOS, you know nothing! NOTHING! Sweet baby jebus this place is great!

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

It's the first one, not the second, please!

First of all, open my art work to the right. If you want to compare, you can see the original here.

Well, guess what guys? This afternoon I'm having my first ever cervical smear. I know, I know, I really should have had one by now, but I've been travelling, and haven't had an actual doctor I like enough to let them behind the curtain (not that I like my current doctor in that sense, because you know, that's kind of sick and might be a bit of a worry considering I'm in a hetero relationship..) ANYWAY, it's this afternoon, and lets just say, I'm a bit uncomfortable with the whole process of someone putting a foreign object in the nether regions, even if it is for a good reason.

I have been putting it off, putting it off, and my doctor has been ever-so patient and hasn't pulled me up on any of my bullshit excuses, so I figured, pfft, lets just get this shit over and done with then I hopefully won't have to have another one for at least another year. So this afternoon. 4:40 to be exact, I will be getting semi-nekkid at the doctors and well, the rest I'm sure a) you already know or b) you don't want to know about.

Fun times.

Wish me luck!

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Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I finally decide to give a fuck

The definition of demanding - Leaving a message on someone's phone at 5pm (when they finish at 4pm) asking for a change of location for 3 different classes, scheduled over busy periods, for the whole of next semester AND THEN leaving a messsage on their phone at 9am the next day (when they start at 8am) to "check up on how they're coming along with the changes"

WTF lady! I have a) more important and b) more urgent bookings to deal with. Get in line.

Welcome to my working life. What a wonderful job I have lol.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Word of Mouth #6

Style: Fluevog
My nose was always firmly pressed against the window of the Vancouver Fluevog store (it's on Granville, ladies of BC). I'm very fortunate to not only have a stunning pair of purple heels, but also a gorgeous red leather handbag. Fluevog products are not only gorgeous, but they are also finely crafted, top quality and totally unique. The heel of my shoe is in the shape of a love heart, which is totally freakin' sweet!

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Beauty: Crystal Nail Files
Crystal nail files are the McShizzle mah Fizzle. I first heard of these from my ex-Manager (and her nails were gorg, so I trusted her) and spent a good 5 months hunting around Vancouver, Paris, London, Liverpool, and the other miscellaneous cities we visited, to no avail, only to return to Christchurch to find them in a small (but awesome!) pharmacy in good old Riccarton Mall. I've now had my file for almost a year, and it's as good as the first day I got it. I got mine for about $17NZD, which is sweet F.A., really, considering mine came adorned with Swarovski rhinestones!

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**NZ ONLY** Housewares: Countdown's Flannelette Sheet Set
I had to add this as a recommendation. I HAD to. These flannelette sheets may not be top of the range, but they are awesomely soft, and very very very cosy. I paid $29.95 for a King sized set, which is *so cheap* for flannelette (considering Briscoes has sets *on sale* for $60 up). Go buy them! They are amazing for the price, even if they are a little fluffy at first (and sometimes secrete fluff all over your bedroom floor!)

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Literature: The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks
I'm not sure why everybody thinks this book is so funny (even if it is written by a SNL staff writer), it's serious! Zombies are serious! Great book :)

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Foodie: Chocolate Self-Saucing Pudding
My most favouritest pudding EVER, which you should take very seriously, considering I am a super pudding greedy.

Tags: Karina and Kerry!

You don't need to recommend in the same areas I have, but you must do at least 4 recommendations :) It's up to you when you do it, and if you want to tag others from your own post.

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Friday, July 11, 2008

The Handbag Chronicles: Essential Items for the Everyday Girl/Woman/Man that enjoys the occassional usage of a Handbag...

My handbags over the years have dramatically grown in size, from my first being a small shoulder bag, that barely fit my wallet to my most recent purchase that could probably fit a goat (aka "goat smuggler").

I love handbags. I could not do without a handbag, on an everyday basis. There was a time where I used a small satchel type bag, but I quickly grew tired of it, and fell back into the persona of a handbag wearing vixen.

But it's not all about the bag (I know! It's almost wrong to say that!) but what's within the bag, tho that doesn't mean you should have an ugly bag full of gorgeous stuff..

So my question to all you lovely ladies out there is; what's in your bag?

This is what I'm currently carrying in mine:




1. Sunglasses - The sun doesn't only shine on TV (even if A-ha seems to think it does..) so be prepared
2. Sony Ericsson K700i - My cellphone; one of my most important tools.
3. Rimmel Jelly Gloss - Tasty lip gloss (you shouldn't eat it, even if it is tasty)
4. Bluetooth Dongle - Mostly used to transfer pictures from my cellphone.
5. Blistex Lip Ointment - Winter makes my lips really rough, and this stuff is the bomb. It also works well to combat cold sores at the first tingle, and on sunburnt lips - this.is.heaven.
6. Vaseline - Vaseline is not just for dry lips, but is also handy for paper cuts and dry skin patches (tho don't over-do it on the dry skin, otherwise you end up looking like a shiny piece of fruit)
7. Small Spirax Notebook - I am a serial note taker, so to save having thousands of small pieces of paper in my handbag, it's all in one handy little notebook.
8. Rimmel Vinyl Lip - This differs from the jelly gloss, really, it does. This is more of a combination between lipstick and lip gloss and is an absolute dream to wear.
9. Victorinox Swiss Army Swiss Card - I've already raved about this handy piece of equipment, click on the name to check it out if you missed it.
10. Rimmel Moisture Rich Lipstick - I didn't realise I had so much Rimmel, seriously lol. This lipstick is wonderful, creamy, and doesn't dry out on your lips.
11. Fold-up Brush & Mirror - Having long hair means having lots of knots, especially if it's windy, so this brush-mirror combo is a must-have for any luscious ladies handbag (even if your hair is short!)
12. Vaseline Intensive Care Hand & Nail Lotion - I have super dry skin, so this stuff is a live saver - and it helps my nails too!
13. Swarovski Crystal Nail File - Okay, so the nail file isn't Swarovski, but the it is bedazzled with Swarovski gems. I've had this nail file for almost a year now, and it's still has awesome as ever. Read all about it in my next Word of Mouth (#6).
14. Impulse Spray Deodorant - Sometimes we get a little stinky..
15. No.7 Cream Blush - Something to help me transform my day Kass to night Kass! Wham!
16. Lipstick Case - I have a double of these, so it's currently holding two lipsticks (that I probably don't wear anyway..)
17. Collins Pocket Diary - Can I schedule you an appointment?
18. Wallet - My wallet isn't as cool as this one from Etsy.com, but it's still pretty rockin' (just wish it had more money in it!)
19. Ms. Manicure 4-way Nail Buffer - To make me nails shiny like the deck of a freshly polished ship, yaaarrr!
20. Koali Black & Orange Reading Glasses - I love my glasses, they are totally flippin' sweet and something I can't do without.
21. Cherry Blossom Coin Purse - A recent purchase, this gorgeous little purse holds my keys as well as my small change. The little bell makes it easier to find in my enormous bag of junk essential items.
22. Handbag First Aid Kit - This is of my own creation. It's a small plastic card holder, which contains a few of everything essential when it comes to first aid (and other emergencies!) like bandaids, blister blocks, cotton buds, cotton balls, and safety pins!
23. Scarf - Whether it's summer or winter, I usually have a scarf in my bag (wool for winter, and cotton for summer) Having a scarf in my bag has saved my hair from run, saved me from overheating (using it as a sun block), from spills and of course, from chills.
24. Metrocard - Transport the cheap way.
25. Kleenex Tissues To-go - It's winter, and they're needed!

And coming to my handbag any day now..

A fold up umbrella - I'm yet to find a good one of these suitable for my handbag, so I just haven't gotten one yet.




A clip-on handbag light - A must have for any large handbag. Gotta be able to see all those Rimmel products I'm supposedly carrying around!



Handbag Holder - Have you seen these? What an ingenious idea! They're clips (similar to clips that hold table cloths on tables at restaurants) with small hooks on the underneath so you can hang your bag, rather than have it sitting on the dirty floor. They're small enough so they can fit in your handbag, and some even come with cases.

Phew! So after that exhaustive entry, tell me, what do you have in your handbag? I want to see some posts about it! C'mon girls!

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Fuck Around Fridays #11

Site: Fail Blog
Category: Humour
Comment: From the creators of I Can Haz Cheezburger, I am very proud to present Fail Blog. You have to see it. Go, go see it!

Site: Mod Cloth
Category: Online Shopping
Comment: A website full of cute kitchy items that you can call your very own.

Site: Bizarre Bids
Category: Entertainment/Online Shopping
Comment: Wood Bark Resemembles A Dog’s Profile - For Sale. That's all I need to say..

Site: Fired Workers
Category: Humour
Comment: Looking to get fired? How about you try one of these examples, they seemed to have worked a charm.

Site Did You Know
Category: Information Highway
Comment: A plethora of facts and trivia.

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Tuesday, July 08, 2008

MIA: Word of Mouth #5 & Fuck Around Fridays #10

Let me just start off this entry with a statement; these past couple of weeks have been crazy. Work has been pretty busy with the start of Semester 2 rapidly approaching, people have been wanting to update, book, delete and I have been unable to blog.

It's a sad day when you can't take time out of your work day to faff around online, and blog. A sad day indeed. I don't have a computer at home either (yet! we're gonna build 'em soon!) so my online life has died a bit (tho I have been checking your blogs!).

So in begging for forgiveness, here are some Word of Mouth's and FAF's for your Tuesday (or Monday):

Word Of Mouth #5


Edible: Toasted Bagel with Cream Cheese and Banana
Okay, hold up, don't screw your face up like that! This bagel topping is delicious, and until you've tried it, your opinion doesn't count, so get your ass down to the supermarket, pick up some bagels (in NZ my fave are Abe's), some cream cheese and one delicious banana. Yum.

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Beverage: Starbucks Caramel Macchiato
The Starbucks Caramel Macchiato is not a traditional Macchiato. Don't go into Starbucks thinking you're going to get an espresso with a small amount of milk or foam on top, because this Macchiato ain't what that's all about. In saying that tho, don't go into other coffee shops, order a Macchiato, and then bitch and moan at the barista because she's given you the wrong drink, because in fact, she's actually given you exactly what you've asked for - I've seen rudeass people do this because they are totally uneducated when it comes to their god damn beverages. But enough of my ranting.

The Starbucks Caramel Macchiato is my favourite Starbucks beverage (along with the Frappes and Vanilla Latte!). I love it on cold mornings on the way to work, it makes my day. I'm not really a caramel fan, but the caramel sauce they use at Starbucks isn't really overpowering and doesn't have the sickly sweet caramel taste to it. It seems to blend in quite nicely with the coffee, so it just tastes like a super yummy drink. So next time you're at Starbucks, try one of these bad boys. They're delicious!

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Beauty: Blue Eyeliner
I love black eyeliner, even tho with my complexion I'm told I should wear brown (brown? Pah! how boring!) but just recently I tried out blue eyeliner and to my surprise, it was totally awesome. Wearing blue eyeliner creates a totally different look on my eyes (I teamed it with purple eyeshadow and my eyes really popped). The blue didn't stand out much, but it was definitely a noticeable difference to my look. I'll be rocking out the blue liner again sometime soon, and I highly recommend ya'll try the same. You never know what kind of look you can achieve with it until you try!

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Couch Potato: Bones
David Boreanaz? Hello! Huh-hum, let me explain before you all think I'm just watching it for the eye candy. Bones is a fantastic show, sure there are some very OTT stylings, but at least it's not as bad as the likes of CSI (yeah, way to point out the obvious David Caruso). I've been hooked since it first started. I've integrated it into my personal life and I am now looking at KFC bones differently (see those teeth marks! lol) No seriously tho, it's a great show. Try it out sometime.

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Cinema: You Don't Mess With the Zohan
This movie surprised me. I thought "Oh yeah, another disappointing Adam Sandler movie that only looks mildly funny in the previews" and guess what? I was wrong. The movie is actually FUNNY. The scenes they show in the previews don't do this movie justice. I think Adam Sandler has jumped back onto the funny-movie wagon that he previously fell off way back in 2002 (after Mr. Deeds). So welcome back Mr. Sandler!

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Fuck Around Fridays #10


Site: Healthy Food Guide
Category: Food Highway
Comment: This is a recipe mecca. The food is easy, usually fast and absolutely delicious. They have low fat, low gi, low cost, the low down lol. It's great. And if you live in NZ, they even break down the cost, and how much each serving should cost you. HFG also has other useful information and services on the website (like a meal planner and food diary), and if you're in NZ, you should also be familiar with the magazine they put out (which is also great, may I add!)

Site: Photoshop Disasters
Category: Entertainment
Comment: Spot the mistake in the advertisements, I love this blog.

Site: I want one of those - UK & I want that - NZ
Category: Online Shopping
Comment: I used to shop it up large at the UK store, they have some super awesome gadgets, as well as some really neat gift ideas. They deliver to the US, for all you American buyers. I've just recently come across an NZ version of this site that sells some of the same items we us Kiwi's don't miss out either! Yay!!

Site: Veggie Fling - Irregulargames.com
Category: Online Gaming
Comment: Another great game from IRRegularGames. Fling the veges!

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