i was minding my own damn business..
until i felt someone watching me..
in my paranoia i turned around to find jack sparrow..watching me
eventually we got talking, and found we had much in common
he even taught me how to sneer like a pirate..
and after a few drinks, we got abit rowdy, and jack started dancing on the ceiling..somehow..
jack told me all the rum was gone, but i didn't believe it..
and when i accused him of drinking all the rum, he used some language i don't wish to repeat..
things were pretty tense after that, and i suspected jack may be abit retarded..
so we invited one-armed john travolta to join us..
we all had a good laugh..
and the night ended well..
but i'm still abit suspcious about where all the rum went.