Hello gorgeous green cardigan from Monsoon. What's that gorgeous green cardigan from Monsoon? You want me to buy you? At only 45GPB it's a bargain? Well, now I would agree with you if a)I was being paid in pounds or b) the Canadian dollar wasn't such a weak piece of crappy shit. Yes, crappy shit! But unfortunately gorgeous green cardigan from Monsoon, I shall have to just covet you, like my lovely genuine red leather Fluevog handbag and pretty much every article of clothing currently in Primark.
Damn the covets! *cries*