Backhanded Congratulations

My sister (Amanda) got engaged tonight, and whilst I am very very very happy for her, I am also very jealous. 1 year, how rude!

But congratulations anyway :)

I have also learnt that drinking beer fast equals a nice little bit of tipsy, then upon the continuation of drinking beer fast, leads to a nice bit of drunk. I am very drunk and HUNGRY!

But I am still jealous! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!